Beauty Beyond the Ass

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Fwd: Ask Yourself These Five Questions Before The Year Ends

Week 52: Ask Yourself These Five Questions Before The Year Ends
Dear Friends,
We are near the end of another year and I thought this would be a great time to pose five important questions for you. We become wiser when we ask ourselves the right questions and discover answers that focus us in the right direction. The right questions can offer you an opportunity to grow and consider better possibilities for your life. Over the next week, ponder these important five questions as you close out yet another year.
1. What is the biggest lesson God has offered me over the last year?  When we take time to learn the lessons that our trials and triumphs teach us, God is able to mold our character and use us in greater ways. When you ignore the lessons of life, you often find yourself repeating the same mistakes and enduring the same challenges time and time again.
2. What is my "divine assignment" at this stage of my life?  Our purpose can transform over a lifetime. In order to remain in synch with God's timing and purposes, we must seek His "assignment" in the various seasons of our lives.
3. This time next year, what would I like to see different in my life? In other words, what's my vision?  You need a vision for where you are going in the coming year. No matter how insignificant you think your life is, God wants you to be deliberate about setting goals and moving forward. God's word tells us to "write the vision and make it plain" (Habakkuk 3:2). That means we should write it down and make it clear and specific. Don't overwhelm yourself with a lot of "New Year's resolutions." Instead, choose something meaningful, even if it is a seemingly small change, and take deliberate steps forward.
4. What have I been procrastinating about?  Putting off goals and things that God has laid on your heart to do is stressful. Fear is often the culprit and the New Year is a great time to ask yourself if it is time to get unstuck and pursue certain goals or drop them altogether, thus freeing yourself from the burden of an incomplete task hanging over your head.
5. How could I make more of a positive difference in the lives of others in the next 12 months?  Our lives really aren't about us. They are about the purpose for which we were created. What is it that you'd like to do by this time next year that will impact others in a meaningful and positive way?
My challenge to you this week:
Be reflective this week and notice what you've learned and what you've accomplished this year. Celebrate your progress.

Monday, December 12, 2011

How to effectivly call a person on their bullshit.

Well folks, you first gotta get to where you can talk to a person. If their not calling you and you arent calling them this might not be something that you can do. Secondly, u cant be sad when doing this. Calling a person on their bullshit is no place for the "guilt trip". Be straight up! Let the person know what you're feeling and why it has anything to do with them. And hopefully they will be able to see that it doesnt sit too well with you.
Calling a person on their bullshit is a popular tactic but it definately isnt very effective for anyone but the party that is doing the calling. It makes you feel better inside knowing that your feelings are out there and in the mind of the person who made you feel this way. lol
Now last, be quick and to the point. Here is a good example, Your phone rings-----> Hello!------------>Yeah wassup ma? (A nigga acting like nothing ever happened)----------> Oh aint nuffin but im not really messin wit u right now----------------------->ahh here we go with the bullshit-------------->yeah here we go with me calling you on your bullshit. Listen dont call me and act like aint shit happen, you know we had a date and you never showed up. Look I dont see this going anywhere so lets sever ties today. Okay?
That was a simple example of how it goes, it could be simpler or more complicated. Just be calm and let em know. LMAO!!


I want to be easy but I have to be hard.

I want to be ultra nice and give second and third chances but it usually hurts in the long run so in order to protect my heart from and further "kick ball" treatment. I have to be hard. My being hard is still pretty easy tho, It only means calling a person on their bullshit. LOL Which is the title of my next blog post.

Scorpio's Horoscope for today, broken down by me!! LOL

Much attention appears to be focused on a certain person. You appear to want some of that attention focused on you. As much as you recognized  reasons why someone's well-being and needs are important, you too have needs that are far from being met and would like one or two people to be aware of this. The truth is you are surrounded by love and support, perhaps more than youre aware of or are willing to ask for. You arent facing a tense situation alone.
Woooow!!!! This is a good one because its so damn true. I would like to act like a baby sometimes and pout until I get my damn way. Can that happen? Anyway, this one is pretty self explanitory. I want attention. And its just as well because I fucking deserve it like so damn much. I am willing to give it too. So that says something great about me huh? Anyway, all the scorpios, please enjoy!

If you hit me and I dont reply.

If I dont reply to your text, email, call, fb message, or twitter message, This means that I am not beat to talk to you. Turn right around and put your energy toward someone that has been hitting you that YOU havent been beat for. What comes around goes around (that is why I get back to everyone) I dont have time for friends that im not beat to hear from. You're either important to me or you're nothing to me.

Random Thought: A good thing

Now yall know im always here to put shit into prospective for yall. I guess most of us feel like we are a good thing or we feel like we have a good thing or we feel like we want a good thing. And we all know that our good thing may not be anyone else's good thing.
I recently found a damn good thing and now I want to posess this thing. But can I? See we are talking about a person here. Can a person ever really be ours if we did not birth them ourselves?
No lets go even deeper! Im a woman, am I supposed to be finding a man and trying to posess him. Or is this a mans role? I read alot of articles on this subject. And I have come to the conclusion that we make this shit alot more complicated than it really needs to be. If you want someone, let it be known. After that, if when you look up that person is there, that person feels that same about you. If a person knows you want them and they arent there next to you-------> With you is not where they want to be. And that is really all there is to it. Its simple.
As adults we have to try to make sure we are taking care of our business while also maintaining our wants and needs. So of course we have to try our hands at happiness. Its what we all want and for alot of us it drives us to do alot of things. I hope this article encourages everyone to get where they want to be and hold that spot down. Peace!

Clothes!!! and More Clothes!!!

Why do I love clothes so much? Most of the time they dont even fit me right. But the ones that do, I love so much. So I have a fantastic idea. Why dont I design my own clothes?? And make them?? I know some of you are thinking to your selves, If she makes it, it would probably be real fly. Yes I agree, thats why its time to start thinking outside the box. And stop paying all this damn money for other people to make stuff for you that isnt even TAYLORED to you.
First stop! Dinner with my creative editor Deemis. Aka the lady with the sewing machine. We will design and create a top then show pics of it on the blog. It will be casual and cute for the MILF that aint worrying about being a MILF and the COUGAR that aint worrying about being a COUGAR. Stay tuned!!

Silence is GOLDEN

Well today I decided that I am going to give Facebook a break. Why? Because I do too much talking on their and too much looking at the page of the man that im loving. Its too much to get into on there but still not enough. So I decided that instead of Facebook I will do twitter and my blogging. My blogging has been neglected. And I feel that I have alot to offer the world so im going to start blogging much more.
First off, I've been giving good hair all weekend and this morning thanks to my new styling technique. Here is a pic.

Good Hair day

Monday, September 19, 2011

This is the biggest challenge of my life!

And its also a life long challenge! Please pray for my success. And I will work hard to complete it successfully. Could this be the cure to what ails me? Stay tuned to my blog posts to check out my raw vegan progress and read my previous posts and subscribe!!!
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New Dawn, New Day, New Me!!!!

Well the blogger is back!!! And today begins my blogging about my raw vegan journey. today am going to begin this journey and anything that I have to report on this will be placed in this blog  this is coming from a black female who is about 60 pounds over weight, 36 and a diabetic. in an effort to save my own life and have a much better quality of life is the reason I'm going thru with this. am also giving up cigarettes, weed, and alcohol. To all that will follow me on this journey, I want you to know that I am totally new to this, I do not have a juicer (although I'm getting one) and I don't have a kitchen full of prepared vegan dishes. I am only armed with the internet as a tool and a resource. I will however blog everyday  love yall and please give feedback as often and u like and subscribe!!!!

Saturday, July 2, 2011


Once again, i am embarking on a new journey. RAW veganism. Thats right that's the way i said it. It seems to be the solution to my health and aging problems and normally i don't struggle with these things but wit this i do struggle.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

What the hell??

Anthony Wiener, gets caught flirting with hot chicks on the internet. And he sends shirtless photos and nasty fb inboxes, and today, they announce his wife is expecting....wth?

Plaxico Burrus (or however its spelled) done busted out of the joint after 18 months, this was a couple days ago, i wonder if his jump offs got the chance to see him yet???

Thursday, June 2, 2011


Good morning all! Today i just wanted to talk about friends because a person that ive known as a friend for almost 30 years is truly slipping.

You should not judge ur u should love them. You should not look or talk down to them because nobody is perfect. And as sure as u are human there is some wind that can be blown your way.

Everyone have a fantastic day and try not judge!!!! Peace!!!!

Monday, May 23, 2011

Be Still

So much shit has happened since I last posted!! Lets see. I started a new fitness plan. Eating raw (love it). May 21st D day has past...yay!!! Im still on my celibacy grind...NICE!!! And I met a new person (not a love interest). I am currently reading a very good book that Im sure is going to change my life in some way. And oh yeah, I havent been keeping up on any of my shows.....dang it!!! But the most fantastic news of all is that I am BACK!!! I will be blogging everyday from now on. I have developed a life plan (new) and I will take the time to "be still" and do all the things that I need to do plus!!! Write out some things to my readers everyday. Everybody stay up and I will have some new things on tomorrow morning. Peace!!!

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Beautiful skies!!

Over the past few weeks my town has been in the news for shooting. All of these shooting have been occurring very close to my home. I do have children and my children love to play outside. Fortunately we have a huge back yard and we live in the middle of the block so basically these beautiful skie don't have to go unenjoyed.

Well a few days ago I was standing at my kitchen sink and I could see my boys outside playing in the back yard of a church a few doors down from my house. The church is on the corner, so I began to think what is someone starts shooting? And bullets go flying? One of my children could be hurt, so I called the boys inside.

I really never thought that I would be afraid for my kids in my neighborhood. In an effort to try to stop the violence on May 28th there will be a festival in my town, Plainfield, NJ. I have got to be honest, I dont know how this festival is supposed to get this done but I am willing to do whatever I can to help out.

Above are some lovely blue skies from in front of my house.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Ladies Listen Up!!!

Hey Ladies!! Im having a pretty good day so far. Last night I was on Facebook and one of my male friends said "What happen to classy women? Now all I meet & see is these hood rats. Real women I need y'all to make a stand on "nothing ass hoes". That's why niggas ain't shit cause we don't know what a real woman look like anymore."

Guess what? I totally agree, and that is partly what this blog is named for. I'm not sleeping with you unless ur already my man. "NoAss"!!!
Without going all into my business, I have decided that there will be no more "no strings attached sex for me". Which is essentially what sleeping with a man that is not "your man" is. Even if he's not anyone else's man either.
I'm not having sex if you can leave my house and go sleep with another chick and I have nothing to say about it.
Men and women alike complain about what they want and how its not out there. I say that by the way you carry yourself and the way you behave you will attract a certain type of person all the time. And if for example you would like to meet more professional men, I guess you have to give off that professional vibe. If you dont get nothing but men who just want to sleep with you. Maybe you are putting that vibe out there. You cant keep reading a brotha his rights for trying to treat you like a bitch who is just gonna fuck him like that (snapping my fingers) if this is indeed the vibe ur giving off. Its not his fault, if all the women that he talks to sleep with him quickly. He thinks ur her. Is he worth you showing him that you are not a ho? Who cares? Are you willing to show yourself that you are worth and deserve more? That is the real question.

Ladies he doesnt need to see how it is to sleep with you in order to know if he wants you. I cant tell none of yall what to do but I feel we need to hold on to our sex until were sure.....that is if this is what you want.

If you see nothing wrong with sleeping with men without commitment, then do you!! Im talkin to the Ladies that desire more than the toying that we let men do to us at times.

Not trying to be holier than thou. Just trying to be brand new. Trying to reverse the affects that loveless and emotionless sex has had on my life. Now with that being said Poof!! As u were!!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Frank Ocean,

Okay Good morning all, I just wanted to put this out right quick.
I am not a music blogger, but I am a music lover!! And I am going to let yall know when I come across some hot shit. So if I aint never gave yall no usefull info yet, Im giving it to yall today. It is a MUST that you try to get whatever you can get by Frank Ocean. <~~~~ Linked to his twitter page.  The first time I heard anything from him was around March 20th, give or take a day. I was picking my kids up from school and Hot 97 (New York Radio) played new music, his song "Novacane". The beat is hot, you definately need that bumpin in your car when the weather gets hot and the asses come out. Its really something to bounce to. The lyrics are grown, sexy, and club banger ready. Shit for all I know, its already a banger. Cause my ass has not been up in the club. Ladies, I dont know what this man looks like but he sounds like he looks good as hell. Of course this brings me to the voice. Personally. I love a new artist with a voice. A catchy tune will make you bounce but a smooth voice is what makes you fall in love and makes you follow a nigga. And that is what I did today, I followed him on twitter!!!

Anyway, after hearing "Novacane" only once, I remembered it, and started talking to my friends about it. And I started searching the web and found a mixtape. Why did I do that?? Oh yeah cause im lucky as hell!!! He has a mixtape out called "Nostalgia/Ultra". I cant tell you where to get it...sorry. (I dont remember where I got it). But if you'd like a lil it go!

How can I describe this feeling? Swagg-o-matic? This dude sounds like Steve Arrington (old head alert)!! Steve Arrington is the lead singer of the group Slave from the late 70's early 80's. Google it!!!
Now this is who he sounds like to me somewhat. I dont want to put him in a box tho cause when listening to this mixtape, im getting Prince, Steve Arrington and I guess....Frank Ocean. All in all, I have some favorites on the mixtape. Imma give yall some names at the end of this. Anyway, Im not sure how he will tweak some of the lyrics to be fitting for radio, but once they get it, ....well lets just say I hope it stays hott!!!

Lastly, I just want to say, Good job to Frank Ocean and his camp, cause Im positive that this is going to catch on. If it doesnt ......well everybody can be fly and know what fly like us right?


My fav tracks on the mixtape:

We all try
***songs for women*** (my absolute fav)
there will be tears
**swim good
*nature feels*
So there yall have it, and no this is not a complete track list these are the ones that I love, guess which one I think will be on mainstream next??  Peace! (for real this time)

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

New Musiq

Well, I have to say that I have grown to love Tuesdays so much because today is the day that albums drop (for the most part). So, im going to give my thoughts on the new music that i care about. Musiq Soulchild MusiqInTheMagiq. First of all, his voice is fantastic. Now for my musical taste, tracks 5, on down are bangers, my favorite so far "be friends". It tells a familiar story for me, ill be back later with more on new music!

Right now im testing the email feature for posting to my blog. Hope it works, PEACE!!

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Space Invaders <~~~~~~~VENTING!

Hello Ladies, Gentlemen and Low Lifes!!! Somebody please tell me why men who just met you want to plan to get to know you by coming to your home with liquor??? Is this some new shit that I am in the dark on?

This is my home, I am a mother, you cannot come here!!! You might be cool but we need to get to know each other somewhere out side of either of our homes, for many reasons.
1. Im not sleeping with you. 
2. You dont need to see how im living just yet.
3. I dont need to see how ur living either boo.
4. I dont need the temptation so NO COUCHES!
5. Is that really appropriate?

For me its not about you taking me out! But you need to think of some other clever way to get to know me.

Here are some great date ideas, 

Car show
Ball game
comedy club

Just don't try to come to my home to build with me from the rip, give it a minute. 

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Hott things to get into this summer con't


Sounds of the City
This free outdoor music series heats up NJPAC’s Theater Square on Thursday evenings all summer long. Music on each date will begin at approximately 5:00pm and conclude at 9:45pm. Each evening, three different groups entertain concert-goers from around the region, all of whom made NJPAC “the place to be on Thursdays” when this summer series was introduced over a decade ago.



2 - Patti Austin 8 pm and 10:30 pm
18 - Chaka kahn 8pm and 10:30pm
24 - Roberta Flack 8pm and 10:30pm
25 - Nancy Wilson 8pm

23 - Rasaan Patterson 8pm
29 - Morris Day and the Time 8pm and 10:30pm

19 - Ginuwine 8PM

*****Please note, BB Kings is always adding shows and changing shows, to be sure of dates, check back at their calendar at **

BB kings shows start at just $20

Madame Tussauds New York

Bring your family out for a day of fun in the city right at Times Square!!! the prices aren't too bad and you can also go to Dave and Busters right after!!! Go for it because gas prices are HIGH it will be great for us all to keep it cheap or free99!!

*****This list was compiled by me for my readers to enjoy their summer and I will see some of you at these events, Events around the country coming soon******

Friday, April 29, 2011

A List of Hott Summer Events That Wont Break Your Pockets!! See U There!!

If you wanna be where I are, stop wishin on a up to these events! Leh Go!!!

Summer is nearing real quick and I just wanna give my readers some ideas of things to do this summer so we can all have a great summer and stop being Wack!!! LMAO!

This list is for my NYC tri-state area peoples!!! I will have one coming for other states cause this summer we are gonna travel domestically. Here it is!!!


When: Tuesday, June 7, 2011 at 7:00PM

This event is free so get there early!!! I know im going!!!!


When: Wednesday, June 8, 2011 at 7:00PM

Special Ed
Free, free, free!!!


When: Tuesday, June 14, 2011 at 7:00PM

Tye Tribbett


When: Wednesday, June 15, 2011 at 7:00PM

Nice and Smooth / The Awesome 2
Oh yeah its going down and I will have my face in the place for these, week days or weekends Im rolling cause their all free!!!
More Concerts at the main stage CENTRAL PARK


When: Sunday, August 21, 2011 at 3:00PM

Rakim / EPMD / FunkMaster Flex


When: Sunday, August 28, 2011 at 3:00PM

Jagged Edge / Avant / Melanie Fiona


Lets Talk Hair!

Good Morning To the Grown And Sexy!!!

Well if you've seen my pics you know that I have short natural hair. I did my latest big chop on Sept 1st, but I have been doing alot of cutting because I've been doing alot of coloring. This summer Im gonna let my hair grow, only cutting every 8 weeks or so and Im gonna color it one time before summer.

Products that I use.... V05 conditioners, you know the ones that are 99cents at walmart? This product is what I use to wash my hair. And also de-tangle my hair. I dont use shampoo on my hair at all. I am very satisfied at how my hair is now.
Hair Skin and Nails Pills
I swear by hair skin and nails pills. For me just about any kind works. There are some that alot of ladies on you-tube rave about but I just went into my local health food store and got a bottle for about $20. They are working great. I dont however like the pills that you have to take more than once in a day, these pills are really big who the hell wants to have to keep up with that?
Depending on the type of hair that you have and if your hair is natural, you may need a heavier moisturizer. Me, I can use the heavy stuff because I like to weigh my hair down. I actually love the pink oils moisturizers and also Jamaican mango and limes island oil. I know that oil is for locks but its very soothing to the scalp and healing to hair and scalp. I am not being paid to say anything about any products so this is why im going easy on the name dropping and im not showing any pics. Im just telling you guys what I like to use.

Later today, I will post about some fashion finds that are must haves for me this summer. Poof!!! As you were!!

Thursday, April 28, 2011

do you know how to love?

First of all, I think the best thing we can do for others is be good to ourselves. And we all could use a good lesson on that I guess, from losing weight, to watching our mouths.
But loving another, can you do it right? Or is whatever way you love supposed to be the right way to someone someday? Nah thats not the way were gonna think. An abuser's love will never be the right love for anyone right? So maybe we need to be conscious of the way in which we love someone. That doesnt mean mask up until ur sure you got em and then take the mask off and scare the shit out of em. No! Lets first try not to put the mask on, to ensure that we are being loved for who we really are.
Okay now, lets talk family. I for one, cant stomach it when a person starts telling me how they dont mess with their own fam. I mean I know people can be fucked up, but is it you holding on to whatever it is, that is keeping you from moving on? You have to forgive other peoples bullshit in order to move on. Im not saying you have to mess with them on any level. But the whole avoiding family functions because of a few bad apples in your family is not good. Now im no expert, I actually live very far away from most of my family, had we grown up together I know full well I would not be messin with some of them, but to the point where we never speak..nah. I can always find a use for a person in my life. Which brings me back to knowing how to love.

I have recently realized a very negative thing about myself. I am a user. Now I have my strong peoples in place. But outside of that circle I have friends and family that I will only call if I need them for something or other. Even if its just to make me feel better when im feeling low. I really dont mean no harm, I just wonder, is this the right way to love? Should I make sure to spread myself thinner in order to love extended friends and family right?
This is one blog post that I really need some comments on.
As for loving someone romantically, I cant beat myself up over all the messing up that I have done in this department. Im convinced I cant do it. But that may be due to not coming in contact with the right dude yet. All I know is that I can rock with anything that looks, smells and feels good to me...ya heard? But at the moment I am as single as a dollar bill. But when Mr. Right comes along, he is going to the luckiest man in the world. Nuff Said About Me!

To sum this post up,
I feel that loving is first liking. Look upon the subject that desires your love. Do you want to do it? Is it too demanding? Is it stressing you out? I feel like it should be effortless. Call me crazy but maybe this is why I am sitting here man-less. Nah I doubt that. But there are just somethings that you dont know for sure. I know Im all over the place today, Just make sure your love is on point and dont tolorate nothing less from the people loving you.

La Leek

Musiq Soulchild

Good Morning Rose Buds!!
I am feeling great this morning! On Monday My favorite contemporary artist Musiq Soulchild <~~~Linked to the New Album out. He Tweeted that his new album drops on May 3rd yay!!! Yes, indeed he has a new album on the way and guess what? His biggest fan hasnt heard a darn thing about it, I havent heard one song, because NY radio hasnt been playing it, and I wonder why? I am gonna try to see if I can find anything off the new joint just to get a feel for the album, but Musiq baby, im all over it like white on rice!!! You are one artist that I am running your music from the first album to the last. You can keep me singing from NJ to ATL on a road trip. Please Keep doing you and again. Early in the morning next Tuesday, its gonna be me you and itunes. UPDATE, I listened to the snipet of "Yes" the new single off the new Album, "Musiqinthemagiq", As your biggest fan let me just say that I LOVE IT!! Sounds like you took it back to Philly on us and I love that, if it aint broke dont fix it baby, but of course I havent heard the album yet. Note to Musiq, if you read this (and im going to try to get you to) my heart is kind of achy right now and I know Im gonna be singing to this album everyday....thanks!

The Answer is YES!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Its still kind of blue over here!

Hump Day~~~> U Can Be Sure I'll Give U What U Need!

Good Afternoon!
Yesterday was a rough one for me but I'm back now and better than ever! Before I get started I just want to send a BIG Shout to my home-girl iamdeemis On some real shit, I have the best friends ever!!!

Today I have a few topics that I'd like to touch on:

1. Karma: Hinduism & Buddhism The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny.

Be kind, thats all you gotta do. If you always come at another person from a place of love and respect, you might just be okay. 

B. Don't give up on Love if that's what you want! 
But yo! Don't compromise yourself in the process. Never give up nothing until you know, dont step out of your comfort zone until ur sure. You're being tested by GOD every single time. You still have to be "on" even when you meet "the one". Nuff said!! 

3. Infidelity: an act or instance of disloyalty.
Please understand, there is alot of this going around, we are doing it to ourselves!! You gotta do you at all times, and another nigga cannot get mad at that cause they should be doing them!!! Bang!!!

D. Being a Diva!!
To me being a Diva is the ability to stay fly and rise above the bullshit!! Nobody is perfect, not even you Diva!! LMAO!! Accomplish some goals and Make your mark on the world thru your kids or one your own, but just do it!!

5. The Low Stress Diet.
Its Damn near May 2011, and for the rest of the year this is going to be my new thing!!! My system cannot process the bullshit. Im on a no stress diet, for me that means that I cannot add a new person into my life at all, only regulars can play in the no stress environment. And it also means, Im not doing a damn thing that I dont want to. Now you all know that I am going to be bloggin all summer! You will be able to detect anything that I'm going thru. Yall need to do the same too!!

F.And last but not least, Its swim suit season
And I just wanted to share with you all which ones im feelin right now. Their all by Monif C, She is the bomb and I truly hope to work with her someday. I have a challenge for her!!!

But the one that I love isnt pictured above, this is the award winner in my opinion,
If there's a fly ass big girl in your life, direct her to WWW.MONIFC.COM, as a matter of fact she should be ashamed of herself if she didnt already know about monif.....stop being wack all ur life.


Avon's "Nailware" nail color is worth whatever their charging for it over there, I have had this polish on for a week, now is when I usually have chipped polish, especially since I took a weave out with this polish on. Love it!!!  Here's a pic!

 And Im about to switch to blue polish today, so stay tuned for tomorrow's pics.

Here's another look at my nails and BTW, im having a great hair day, which will also be depicted below, 


$39 -- Hip Midtown Rooftop: Drinks & Apps for 2, Reg. $102

$39 -- Hip Midtown Rooftop: Drinks & Apps for 2, Reg. $102

The end of Tuesday's BLUES - These two chicks.....

Here is a video of my keyboard while im talking with "iamdeemis" about some bullshit that had recently gone on in my life. This is the last of the rants!!! "iamdeemis" and I have better shit to do at this point. LOL

Listen carefully, this conversation is about a person and their flaws that they cant do nothing about. BE SURE TO PUT MY MUSIC PLAYER ON PAUSE SO THAT YOU CAN HEAR US IN THIS VIDEO!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Dealing just to deal is a crime!

Lets go little kitty kat! Thats the shit im on this afternoon. On to the next! One piece of advice to my readers! Never settle!! If you settle it will be your fault when the one you settle for turns out to be shallow, superficial, and just plain unappreciative of who you are or could be in their life. Kick rocks!!!

Dating in your 30's is hard enough without people acting like they like you when they really dont. Dont experiment with other peoples lives, if you like something in women that I lack, keep it moving!! Now back to my regularly scheduled bullshit!

Memphis Bleek - Do My... ft. Jay-Z

Lets address the name of the blog....shall we???

This blog is called The No Ass Chronicles because the woman behind this blog (ME) Is lacking in the ass department and also she is not giving up "NO ASS".

I started this blog with this crazy name to see how much attention it gets! So far, its getting alot of attention so I will continue to go HAM to see how we do. 

Anyway I love myself the way god made me, Now does that mean i'd like to lose some weight...sure, but I dont wanna add anything on. Im good just the way I am. I love me, and that is why I dont have sex. because I need to be absolutely sure about a person before I do. So this is "THE NO ASS CHRONICLES" ALL THE WAY AROUND, PEACE!!! - Heartbreaker ft. Cheryl Cole

Monday, April 25, 2011


Afternoon Gun Clappas!!!! Im back!!!!!

As you can probably tell, I been listening to old school hip hop, early 90's my era. I want to give a shout to SadatX for following me on twitter, especially since I aint been sayin shit. I really need to post the pic that I took with him. We was both lookin crazy. But I still wanna get wit that nigga!!!

Anyway I would like to talk about one thing and that is MOB WIVES. Carla, ur not interesting enough, get some drama or get off the damn show.  Karen, ur ghetto as hell boo!!! And is ur little girl mixed???? That might be the real reason that Renee aint fuckin wit you. lmao!!! Sike, get it together okay? We all know daddy had a stash. Get yours and keep it movin. And oh ur couzzo is right, a book is only gonna bring drama in ur life, I say dont do it. But whats to stop you from gettin that paper? Shit this is what were all faced wit so do you. Renee, Im coming from a place of love when I say this, stop being a drama queen! Stop dwelling on the past and lose that weight you put on with AJ damn near 20 years ago!! And stop sweating Jr.! You dont need his ass to raise ur damn son the right way, sure he needs his dad, but he is practically grown and you need to be gearing up to be Renee the single chick with a past to be reckoned with that dont take no shit and gets hers!!!! Think about what im saying Renee, im gonna tag this blog post right to you on twitter cause I cant wit you. Get as far away from the 80's as you can boo, Start living the life you created, you been living the life the mob created all ur life, I know thats not you. And boo boo, dont you EVER wear that fur vest again until you lose at least 50 pounds, That was not a good look!! How many times do I have to tell yall, just because it costs alot dont mean its fly or its gonna be fly on you!!! 
Now I saved the best for last Drita Drita Drita!!! You played yourself something awful when you married Lee! Thats right I said it!!, You played yourself!!! Now you got this loser callin you all out your name from behind bars on TV. Fuck Lee!!! Thats right I said that too.  There comes a time in every womans life where if she aint never took charge before, she need to take charge. You all tough, but baby you need to be tough enough to love Drita!!! Nuff said boo!

Okay I just wanna put up a lil disclaimer. I dont know none of the mobsters that I was just speaking of. This is a blog where I give my opinion. I dont want no work! Thank you!!!

Sunday, April 24, 2011

The Boston Celtics!!

They took the first round from the knicks like taking candy from a baby! No disrespect to the knicks, they played hard but baby they simply was not ready for the big time. And although I hated Rondo's kicks, they got the damn job done, after all everyone cant be as fly as Garnet and Pierce oh and my baby Ray Alan!!!

Poor Spike Lee created a monster!!!

Speaking of Spike, he has always been eccentric but damn!!! But big shout to him for supporting his team in such a way, love it!!!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

IMG-20110420-00094.jpg Good Morning from San Francisco on Twitpic

IMG-20110420-00094.jpg Good Morning from San Francisco on Twitpic

This is a pic the Deepak Chopra took this morning in San Fran. I love it! If I ever hit the Lottery, this is where I will be living. I may never have a man but I will be happy just the same.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The Tuesday After......LOL!!

What's really goooo!!!! I purposely left the D off the goood, cause I'm feeling fantastic today. I named this post the Tuesday after cause today is the Tuesday after alot of shit, and I also have alot of shit to share.

Now lets see, My Nigga Kanyeezy!!! If you don't know me personally, then you don't know how much I love this nigga and I know full well that if this was high school, he and I would definitely run in the same crowd. I posted a youtube video today of his Coachella performance. With the hott ass HAM entrance. Kudos Kanye!!! Donda would be extremely proud!!!. As for him going in on Amber Rose at the end of Power.......Pssst!!
Kanye.....Fuck Amber, she's no longer fly as fuck like she was when she was with you, Wiz Kalifa (or whatever his name is) seems to be more her speed. Next thing you know she'll be preggers! Anyway......

Love and Hip Hop
Guys, I love this show because I'm from the boggie down and I'm a hip hop head. Jim Jones isn't one of my favorite artists (in the least) but RESPECT!! Anyway!!!! Honey the chicks are the ones who make the damn show. These are real women in terms of bodies and emotions. My favorite chick on the show is Emily, Fabalous' girlfriend/baby mama. She's pretty, she has a great career, and She's got a donk like no other. Her only issue is that she keeps crying over Fab. I cant Judge her cause I'm not feeling her pain. Now the chick Somaya on there is my second favorite. She's a hungry chick from LA, in NYC trying to break bread with Jim Jones and he fronted on her (on the show) like he's supposed to be some kind of stranger to fuckin with wack shit on a business level. That song "perfect day" is so wack, I'm mad that I even just mentioned it.
Anyway.... Jim Jones girlfriend Chrissy is cute, and she seems sort of mature but she hangs out with Olivia (formally of G-Unit) the chick on the record candy shop with 50 cent. That chick I don't like, she seems too fake and she proves that 50 was wise in kicking her to the curb.

Bad Girls Club
Okay when did they do away with the rule of, whoop ass, go home? I thought Diddy was the only one who let you whoop ass on his shows? Wilmarie, (a feisty Puerto Rican from NJ) has been straight whoopin ass on the show and its the same chick every time.......Nikki, the bulky bitch that everyone has been afraid of so she's been terrorizing the house but at this point she done fucked with the wrong one...roflmao!!!!
Char, is a punk, point blank period. I'm like 9 years older than this chick and if I was in the bad girls house I would have gotten more dick and gotten into more fights than this chick easy!!!!!! Go the hell home Char!!!!

Okay so....
Today is the Tuesday after I wrote the first poem that I wrote in years!!! Like to read it here it goooo!!!!

The Questions

Was u made to have, to hold, to kiss real slow?
To melt my soul wit the way ur words flow?
Or the way ur tongue roll to rock my boat?
Was u made to know ur role in my self control?
Made to take me there with our bodies bare? go wit u anywhere...
Made to grab my hand so I can overstand that U was really made 4 me?

(this poem has been copy written...don't bite)